instance #1-Bad Date
Your out to dinner, your date is a total bore. He keeps making these ridiculous jokes and you don't know how much longer you can keep this absurd smile on your face. The waitress asks you what you are drinking and you are thinking vodka...martini...when sparkling water slips out. By the time the waitress brings you your drinks your cheeks are numb and you know she is in the nick of time because you were about to explode. You grab your glass like it's chocolate cake and take a sip... and what happens next? Tingley amazingness hits your mouth and you smile, for real this time because this water is like a party in your mouth. Wow. You order another one before the waitress can set your date's drink down... at the rate he is going you know you will need at least 4 others before the food arrives, but at least now you are enjoying yourself. Thank you sparkling water!
Did you know sparkling water comes in a bottle? Well, amazingly enough it does. So to brighten your day, and everyone else's by grabing a bottle. Spend that extra pocket change, and you will be glad you did. When you are walking down the street, simply sip the water every minute or so. When the flashy smile bursts onto your face people passing you by will think "there is no way ordinary water can make a person that happy, they must be smiling at me!" and then they will perk up, walk a little taller, and smile back at you. Basically you will get a free smile because you didn't have to try to put yours on. Then that person will think of you the rest of the day as 'that nice woman (or man) that smiled at me.' And who doesn't want to remembered as that. Go on, make a difference in the world, drink sparkling water.
There are many more instances that I thought of, but I think you pretty much get the point.
I have now decided that I should pursue a career in advertising, as I type I am envisioning some killer commercials.
If you can think of a good sparkling water moment or instance in which you can see it being useful, feel free to share. It would make me smile!